This decade has filled my head with Noughty ishhh

HMMM. so what has change meant through these dankle eyes? ...

I watched porn before I first had sex. So until I really thought about it, a dickslap round the face was pretty normal.

It didn't take much listening to Marshall Mathers LP before I first boxed someone in the face.

I watched wrestling before I started talking trash.

I used to think bitching was bad until I realised someone had to do it.

I was interested in conspiracy theories until I found youtube.

I absorbed MDMA + heavy bass before I had my first real life aspiration.

I blazed lemon before I first experienced that intense morning lazyness.

I blazed mersh until I regained some sort of focus.

I had writers block until I picked up that next lemon.

I watched Moonwalker everyday and FACE/OFF every week before i got a DVD player.

I listened to albums until I got my first MP3.

I listened to Testicles after I saw Dev in New X Gate.

I used to think looks were important until I saw Dev at New X Gate.

I used to ride a bicycle, now i have a fixed gear.

I had 5 friends before facebook made me aware of 800 others.

I installed MSN messenger before I properly churpsed a gyal.

I thought pulling 4 girls in an hour was a life achievement unlocked (SURELY) until I went to uni.

I thought racism was funny until I fell in love with a Sri Lankan.I thought it was funny again when BBC allowed Nick Griffin on Question Time.

I went to church before I listened to Reasonable Doubt. And you know how I'd rather spend an hour.

I thought E17 were waste but now I live there... that's changed.

I used to eat fruit without thinking, until I was told to think about having 5 a day.

I sold K until methodrone was cool.

I sold cheese until the credit crunch.

I used to be interested in things you could sell, until I realised it's all about selling yourself.

I used to think time was important in relationships, until it only took 2 seconds to be in one and for all your friends to know.

So I would say 2 seconds wasn't definetley not enough, until I met Parylak.

I used to care about sounding homo...until i heard 'no homo'

I used to par my parge until I realised he's never parred me once man.

I trusted the government until...9th September 2001, I think.

I thought my history teacher was a drunken pleb until todays vindication.Shortly after letting us lock into ITV just after the explosions, he called it the defining moment of the decade.

I thought racism was funny until I fell in love with a Sri Lankan.

I was a real fashionista before I discovered streetwear.

I used to watch TV, but I think I watch adverts more now.

I don't think we ever knew about courting, but it's what we prefer.

I CRIED when my marge made me wear a banana co. plaid jumper to school. Now I want one that fits.

Dr Martens were neeky at school. I knew justice had been done when my likkle sister turned up for xmas with a new patent pair yesterday. If she's wearin em, they must be cool again.

I had Wallabies before I heard 36 Chambers.

I used to charge my new phone the full amount until they became too awesome to wait for.

i used to have issues with people, but now i have issues with policies.

i won't read this back til i post it, and I won't be editing it, but i don't think the last ten years has been shit it's just been more of a challenge to keep it reeeeal!!

music, sports and fashion reviews coming next!