I'm Onboard!

Haha what can I say it's nice to be onboard team Dankle! I've already been introduced but just in case you didn't catch it I'm DK and hopefully I'll be able to bring a touch of Coventry class to Dankle. Here are my top 5 people from Coventry.

1. Chris Coleman.
I feel like I'm obligated to include something to do with football in this post, and Oggy is just edged out by Coleman. His tan is probably the best shade of orange possible. He's had it so long that I'm not even sure that it's fake. I kind of gave up following football after the end of junior school. To be honest Gordon Strachan is still my favourite Coventry manager ever, but that's only cus he's ginger.

2. Mo Mowlam

She smoked weed. She went to Coundon Court. She's from zombietown.

3. The Enemy
So shit they're good. Except they're not. They're just shit. But they're from Coventry and I'm running out of ideas. I guess it's a kinda good claim to fame being a shit version of Oasis who are already pretty rubbish. The lead singer is so manly that he gets allergic reactions off lilies.

4. Clive Owen
Erm yeah. He doesn't even support Coventry. To be honest I bet he hasn't been to Coventry for about 20 years. Cleans up quite well though.

5. Punjabi MC


Notable mentions: Philip Larkin, cus I'm serious like.